Praise the LORD!!!

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Praise the LORD!!!

Post by Ilze on Thu 10 Sep 2009 - 12:57

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist.
Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts
"Praise the Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God". She does
this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs
into
financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto
the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the
Lord". The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the
groceries she'd asked for, and, of course she says "Praise the Lord".
The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those
groceries - there is no God". The lady looks at him, smiles and shouts
"Praise the Lord, not only did You provide for me Lord, You made Satan
pay for it!!!!".
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Re: Praise the LORD!!!

Post by Kgaladi on Sat 20 Feb 2010 - 2:27

Lol, nice one lady.

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