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Straight talk doesn't break any friendship

Post by Sboza on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 9:13

Gert paid Jacques a visit which was now getting too long.
Jacques's wife was not happy with the stay as Gert had been with them for 3 weeks and all he does is eat, watch tv and sleep.
Jacques's wife pleaded with Jacques to find a way of getting rid of him.
After 3 days of long thinking, Jacques decided to ask Gert to leave but in a way that wouldn't ruin their friendship.
As they were having dinner, Jacques said to Gert:
"My friend-you have been with us for such a long time, and we love having you here but don't you think your 3 girls and your lovely wife now miss you?"
Gert answered: "My friend, you are probably right because I miss them as well, excuse me" standing up from the table.
Jacques getting excited: "Are you thinking of leaving now"
Gert answered: " No-I'm going to phone them so they also come over here"
Jacques's wife fainted...

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Post by Pumi on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 15:55

:LOL!:
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Post by Guest on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 17:00

:LOL!: :LOL!:

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Post by Ilze on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 17:32

Serves him right... Laughing
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Post by Mpums on Fri 12 Dec 2008 - 10:21

:heehee2: :heehee2:
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Post by EHT on Sun 28 Dec 2008 - 16:12

:Hilarious

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