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Crocodile Curry

Post by Ilze on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 6:33

Personell:

1 Indian chef
8 kitchen assistants
4 spare assistants on standby

Ingredients:

3 Large crocs (C. Niloticus)
1 Smoked warthog
3000 Green peppers
Curry Powder
1.5ton rice
1 tree bayleaves

Preparations:

1. Beat crocs over the heads with a sledgehammer.
2. Collect tears in 44 gallon drums and use for saladdressing
3. Indian shef tells assistants to place crocs in swimmingpool. Turn on steam. Make sure crocs are quite dead - otherwise spare assistants might be required.
4. Boil for 10 days. After7 days skin will be pulled off - which is use for handbags, ect. During the 10 days the teeth will fall out and are use for juwellry and amulettes.
5. Cut of tall and use for Croc-tail soup
6. Surviving assistants cut crocs in to curry cubes.
7. Add ingredients and all and allow to summer for a futher 2 days.

Curry is ready when vultures start circling above

Serves approximatly 1250 people

Ps. Let your mother in law try it out first.
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Re: Crocodile Curry

Post by Doogz on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 9:55

LOL thats def not going in my cookbook Smile
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Post by Kim on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 11:50

LOL .. will definetly make some for my MIL
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Re: Crocodile Curry

Post by Ilze on Tue 11 Nov 2008 - 13:31

Sies Doogz. Laughing
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